teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

(via spirit-in-yourself)

Anonymous:
Ur not nearly as funny as u think u r

14inches:

you’re not nearly as insulting as you think you are

pokebae:

When u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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(via dutchster)

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

(via plunged)

heyitspj:

Do you ever think about what genderbent you would look like

(via spirit-in-yourself)

rotten-tears:

friendshipisalpaca:

rotten-tears:

what the heckies does “:3c” means

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OOOOOH

(via pizza)